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Iggy Ironic is a chronic illness that enters the body through the blood stream and slowly makes its way to every internal organ, turning them emo and effectively killing you. But that's not the worst part of this illness. Before you die, Iggy Ironic will turn you into a whiney, pointless, cocky asshole.. And then you'll die.
Symptoms of this illness are:
Sudden, uncontrollable urges to;
Get on myspace,
Take pictures,
Endlessly photoshop said pictures,
Look up emo hairstyles on the internet,
Suck Brandon Brackett's dick,
Join retarded groups on myspace,
Hang out at the mall with other emos,
Smoke weed,
And suck Brandon Brackett's dick
If you have experienced ANY of these symptoms, get help IMMEDIATELY. Iggy Ironic is a very serious illness that is not to be taken lightly, and if left untreated it can become deadly.
Person 1: "I was walking in the mall one day, and I had an Iggy Ironic attack. The next thing I knew, I was waking up on the floor of Hot Topic, a camera laying next to me, with a mouth full of Brandon Brackett's cum."
Person 2: "I had Iggy Ironic for about 3 years, and then I had my first child. After I had her, the doctors told me, 'Your baby has Iggy Ironic'. And of course I was terrified and felt horribly responsible. She is only one year old and already has an addiction to myspace."
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a) Something that is NOT ironic, but rather, just really bad luck, or just a really shitty/unfortunate situation or occurrence in general.
b) A semiotic phenomenon stemming from Canadian singer Alanis Morissette's 1996 hit pop song "Ironic" that caused an entire generation (and all generations after) to misuse and not understand the true meaning of the word ironic, resulting in a now culturally acceptable misappropriation of the word ironic.
c) A bastardized definition of the word ironic that is blatantly wrong, yet is widely used and is somehow still accepted in contemporary culture.
'90's kid: "Aw man! its raining and i wanted to go to the beach today!"
'80's kid: "Um, that's not ironic, that's Alanis Ironic."
'90's kid: "What?"
'80's kid: "Dude, that's just bad luck, it's NOT ironic."
'90's kid: "But Alanis said..."
'80's kid: "Yeah, I know what she said- I've heard the song too. I hate to break it to you, but none of the situations in the song "Ironic" are actually ironic at all. For example, it's not "ironic" to have rain on your wedding day, that's just really fucking shitty luck. It would be ironic if you were an esteemed meteorologist, famous for your accuracy, and you had been planning your wedding for years based on your weather predictions for the most perfect, clear, sunny day, and then, totally contrary to your predictions, a huge storm occurs on the day of your wedding. That would be truly ironic."
'90's kid: "I have no fucking clue what you just said."
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some muskets that take 10 years to reload and some retarded people killing musicians
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a player of runescape who trains little more than his combat. he does clues every couple of seconds, and even though he is rich, seems to still think of things of little value as valuable
Iron: Hey, combat 84 now
Kupo: Nice! are you going to stop training any time soon?
(a couple of minutes later)
Iron: Hey, combat 85 now
(repeat)
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A British heavy metal band.Metallica owes there careers to this band.
oh man this iron maiden shit is good!
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