Ism Dism

A term used in Fayetteville, NC. By backwoods, inbred looking crackers, whose mommas fucked a latino dood. To describe a high quality strain of MAryJane. This term is only used after excessive use of crack cocaine and alcohol, while trying to sell to teenagers @ 2am at a gas station

Kid 1: "Aye Dawg, Lemme Get A Dime"
Wigger-Tino: "Nigga Aint No Dime Bags, Only Dubs...and its the Ism Dism my niggg"
Kid 2: "Wtf....I Think That Nigga's Hi On Crack"

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Sar-Pesi-Opti-ISM

A word describing someone who uses sarcasm while experiencing pessimistic undertones of optimism.

Sue Beth used Sar-Pesi-Opti-Ism to describe her thoughts and feelings about the New Year.

"Gee, I sure am Sar-Pesi-Opti-istic about next year. As long as I don't experience anymore loss of money or loved ones, injure myself or incur anymore debt, I might just not loathe this upcoming year.

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Couple-ish-ness-ism

1 Being a couple
2 Acting in everyway like a couple eg, finishing each others sentences

"He took that sentence right outta my mouth"
"soon you'll b finishing each others sentences, oh god, the couple-ish-ness-ism has started"

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velvet glove-ism

colloq. used for obvious misinterpretations or mishearings of lyrics in songs.

orig: Related to the song "Time Warp".

VELVET GLOVE-ISM #1
"...And a <b>velvet glove</b>, will really drive you insane..." - Time Warp (*pelvic thrust*)

VELVET GLOVE-ISM #2
"Come On <b>Irene</b>" - Come on *Eileen*: Dexy's Midnight Runners.

VELVET GLOVE-ISM #3
"Reach out and touch <b>face</b> - Personal Jesus: Depeche Mode (*faith*)

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Brace-ist (Brace-ism)

being mean to people who have braces on their teeth, things such as metal mouth, brace face, train track etc.

these words can be very hurtful to those who have braces on their teeth and bracism should become frowned upon such a normal racism. eg towards black people.

Guy 1# " ew, look at the guy with the metal on his teeth, how ugly"

Girl # 1 " hey!, dont say that, its Brace-ist (Brace-ism) "

guy #2 " yeah, i agree, stop being mean to him just becuase of his braces, get away from us"

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Gold Digger Ism

The act or profession of a man/woman which is a gold digger

Good Evening Miss. My name is Adam. Im 6'1, well off and successful in my company which specializes in Gold Digger Ism.

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Dick-rub-Rob-ism

A Dick-rub-Rob-ism is a funny and offensive saying to make your friends laugh; always involving at least one first name, sexual connotation, and alliteration. The term was born from the original, "Dick rub Rob rubs Rick's rib dick raw."

"I'm bored. Let's make up some dick-rub-Rob-isms."
Other examples:
Tip tug Todd takes Tim's tiny tip timidly.
Penis pull Paul parks Peter's pale prick.

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