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When you have a massive boner in a very uncomfortable situation and your erection needs to be tucked into your waist line pointing up to your stomach to conceal it.
Mark's teacher asked him to write on the black board so he had to apply the tuck rule to hide his boner from the whole class.
Hector was flogging the dolphin to soft core porn when his doorbell rang. Girl scouts were selling cookies.. he had to apply the tuck rule so they didn't think he was a diddler.
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when a man tucks his piece (penis) between his legs for the sole purpose of looking like a woman.
The Silence of the Lambs scene when the killer does the duck and tuck in front of the mirror."it puts the lotion in the basket!"
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When you tuck your boner up into your waistband to hide it.
Man she was so hot but I didn't want her to see my rock hard cock, so I pulled a reverse tuck.
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When one is forced to tuck their "unit" under their balls towards their asshole for the benefit of a hostile individual. (I.E. Silence of the Lambs)
I was boning this chick until she put a strap-on on and forced me to pull an Angry Tuck.
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An SFW way of saying fuck trump.
Jim: I can't believe Trump won the election last night.
Joe: I know dude, tuck frump right?
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A fantastic, fantastic book by Natalie Babbitt. Not a children's book if your association with children's books includes pictures, but a book with some cool concepts that middle schoolers or elementry school kids can really understand. It's about a family who drank from a hidden spring, and it caused them to live forever, without aging (though when they drank from it they had no idea it wasn't just an ordinay spring.) It probably sounds like a stupid, simple book, but it's great to get discussions going (or just make people think) about if you would really WANT to live forever, if given the opportunity. Especially these days when we're not sure what the future of the planet is, would you really want to be committed to living forever, no matter what? FOREVER?
Miss Alabama in 1994, when asked if she would want to live forever if it were possible: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
Tuck Everlasting was also a movie, but I did not see it, so I cannot comment on it.
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A recently popular shirt tucking technique primarily for males that usually involves the prominent showing of the belt buckle (extra points for scrolling LED belt buckles) that leaves the rest of the shirt untucked. Sometimes also referred to as the “one-handed tuck”.
Tucking your shirt in all the way around is too corporate and stiff. Try the ghetto tuck. That shit is tight!
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