Mascaping your pubic hair into a penis larger than his own
He could't get hard, so all I got was some itchy compensation.
When something is really uncomfortable or makes you feel awkward.
"That boy won't stop looking at me"
"It's giving itchy-scratchy"
My now 20 year old cousin’s old itchy ass baby blanket. (It looks the same as the one manny has)
“Why the hell do you still have itchy scratchy”
Itchy scratchy is the reason we never visit your house
someone has the/an "itchy arm" when they are jonesin' for some heroine injected into the arm.
I had such the itchy arm visiting my sister this weekend..
When your inner mennonite/Amish comes out.
I pulled an itchy Richie when I claimed that horse as my own.
Don’t make any rash decisions
What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash