its a razor

when you threaten somebody with a stick pretending its a razor blade for lauhgs so you can see there reaction.

usually a terrified reaction.

"hey Georgia"

"what?"

"ITS A RAZOR!!!!!!!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"jokes"

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its water time

having a glass of water before your first ALCOHOLIC drink of the night.

e.g

Paul Dillon: Its water time! *drinks a glass of water*

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Its everyday bro

The reason why bleach sales have increased by 90%

*listening to the song*
ITS EVERYDAY BROOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: Mom, could I spend my allowance on a lifetime supply of bleach?

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Ahead of its time

A term normalized by Christina Aguilera used to describe her 2010 album "Bionic". Today the term is used in pop culture and by fans and critics to describe an album or film. "Too advanced or modern to be understood or appreciated during the time." Some could even argue her album "Stripped" was ahead of its time.

"Maybe it was too ahead of its time for certain people".

"This Christina Aguilera album sounds so fresh, its ahead if its time".

"Christina Aguilera is always ahead of her time".

Its giving bozo

A term gays use to describe someone being a bozo

When demarcus cousins pulls up on someone and records them and someone gay says “its giving bozo”

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Finally its here

What youtube comment bots keep saying for some reason

"Finally its here" -some random L bozo bot
"Report for Spam bruhh" -real human being

A case of the fuck-its

Noun. A temporary mindset shift from somewhat obsessing about multiple, seemingly important but annoying issues to the state of not caring at all. After dealing with the same persistent situation over a period of time, the conscious or unconscious decision to not be bothered anymore. Giving up.

After waiting on hold for 40 minutes for a representative while making dinner and trying to get his son to clean his room, John developed a case of the fuck-its, hung up, cracked a beer and sat down to watch some cat videos.