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A Russian or Native guy that’s always fucking a dead corpse of an animal in a church
Look, It’s Dirty Ivan again! He’s fucking that dead horse in front of the Priest
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The chair that ivan sits on. The birth place of the fat french supply teacher.
you're ivan's dream chair!
you are like ivan's chair
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Leave point A heading towards plan B.
Upon reaching A & 1/2, make a sharp right and head towards a Crazy Ivan-- i.e. plan C, or... the Crazy Ivan. Usually introduced by the most devious member of your clan...
1. Stick with the plan, or Crazy Ivan?
2. Last night we were headed to the Ruby Room, but we Crazy Ivan'd and ended up in Santa Cruz!!!
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FUCK U!!!!!! ivan u r the fag NOT ME!!! why r u talking shit behind my back, r you to scared of me or what and dont even start crap with me cuz i WILL kick your ass. if you dont belive me, trust me you will find out. FUCK U you just said all that shit about ellton jon cuz you r the 1 that FUCKED HIM HARD!!and who the fuck in thwe world uses the word "totatly"in a insalt
youre the ellton jon fucker you scared ass bitch!!! and why the fuck did you write this and not say it to my face(damn you are gayer than i thught) cuz I WILL go up to you!
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comrade, that was a wonderful crazy ivan last night. stalin would be proud.
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The action of performing a Dirty Ivan is when the female, while listening to Lady Gaga's song 'Teeth', begins to gyrate her ass around in an erratic pattern, attempting to confuse the male. This tactic is also called Bluffin with her muffin.
If you encounter someone doing a Dirty Ivan, run before you become hypnotized with the 'bluffin with her muffin' technique.
Hey man, this girl I've been fucking totally gave me a Dirty Ivan last night...I think I love her.
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