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Jack is someone who no matter how you're feeling can make you're whole mood better. Jack is selfless,kind,handsome,and an overall good guy. He would do anything to stand up for his friends and family is everything. He's about perfect at everything he does. He doesn't care what people think of him and he doesn't get involved with much drama. Hes perfection.
Lauren: wow,hes really handsome!
Emily: I know,what's his name
Lauren: I have a feeling it's jack
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A Jack is the peak of human evolution. It will become the top of the food chain of a ecosystem simply by being in the presence of other living beings. It is the true embodiment of a memelord. It has memes so exotic you but just by looking in the general direction of them. In short it is god. It is as said before Pëäk Human evolution.
"Look at that majestic, Smexy Jack over there"
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He is an absolute fortnite sweater, he will crank 90's on you one pump you in the face and start screaming CLAPPED YOU
Ben: Oh i just got destroyed in fortnite
Peyton: Oh yeah that's Jack
Jack: CLAPPED YOU XD
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Equally respects all women, although tends to gravitate towards the bustier of women. Extremely handsome, wears to his left, decently sized dong-but what can he say "it gets the job done".
Jack is the donger lord.
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An absolute cunt with fat burger nipples
He has a special saying too:
"Im definitely gonna fuck mollie tonight"
"You dont want to be like jack... jack is a cunt"
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Jack is the fittest boyo ever. When you “pull” jack it’s great.
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Jack is a beast at everything. Despite his loud personality he is watching one person quietly. He has the sexiest eyes in the whole world. He always has his earbuds in and has the most insane taste in music. Jack is likely to play the sax, lets be honest. He walks like a true chad. Jack is power hungry and worthy of said power. He will will never be late. And is definitely judging you but he wont let you know it. He says what he wants you to know. And is a master of spay cheese chugging.
Jack is the fucking bomb, he just gave my gerbal open heart surgery.
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