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Ostrich Jacket

When you assist pro-Russian members of the Ukraine government in order to buy a fifty-thousand dollar jacket made from an ostrich.

Paul Manafort lobbied for the pro-Russian Ukrainian government and happily accepted their money, buying an Ostrich Jacket with those ill gotten gains.

by MistressZ August 2, 2018


Jacket Ghost

When you walk past a hanging jacket, coat or similar object hanging and mistake it for a person, most often making you jump in fright.

"Last night I punched my coat rack."
"What the hell?!"
"Jacket Ghost."

by LilPear December 2, 2013


Gravel Jacket

the art of sodomizing a young chapette or chap with the shits whilst doing reverse cowgirl before pulling out so they can proceed to pebble dash your upper body

"dude she was such a kinky bitch she gave me a gravel jacket, on curried sprouts night!!!"

by Linkypops January 10, 2012

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vagina jacket

another name for the female condom

bruh even tho she was wet af, I couldn't feel it cuz of that vagina jacket

by dezydedthsklgfsdfj wefsd fsd;f January 12, 2018


Fancy jacket

Another term of endearment for faggots. See also faggot, faggotly, faggotish.

That dude is a real fancy jacket.

by Roscoethadon April 7, 2018


A turds jacket

The name of a particularly stinky fart.

Wow, that was a turds jacket

by Southernhospitality August 17, 2021


jacket banana

This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.

I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.

by booty_eatin_bandit July 24, 2021