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Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.
Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.
Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.
I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!
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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
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The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.
This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.
Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.
An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."
MASTURBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOONNNN, for guys
i like ''jacking off''
"Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?" "Yes."