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Anyone named Jacob is probably going to manipulate you, make you feel like shit, get mad at everything you do, not let you hang out with your friends and be overal controlling. Guys named Jacob are known to cheat with whores. Don’t talk to boys named Jacob
Girl 1: are you ok?
Girl 2: no
Girl 1: why not?
Girl 2: that asshole Jacob
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Usually a d-d-d-d-d-douchebag
"Did you hear about Jacob?"
"Yeah he's a douchebag."
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A vile, lecherous pervert. The only reason he doesn't jerk off in public is because his gut doesn't let him reach easily. Almost certainly has sick sexual fantasies about every single woman he sees (and probably a few of the men, too). Limit communication as much as possible. If you recieve anything from him, burn it as soon as possible to prevent contamination of your personal belongings.
Jacob: I dreamed about you last night, Casie...
Casie: Fuck off, Jacob.
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A Person who is a douchebag and a waste of space. Very self-conceded and likes to steal everyone's things. Has no friends at all and likes to stalk everyone
Guy 1:"Hey did you meet that new kid?"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"
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A gay rain forest animal in the amazon
Aldo: dude is that a wild animal.... RUN!!
Franklin: relax it's a Jacob it only prays for gay man
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a jacob is a man that usually lives in texas, they are usually complete scrubs who play computer games often, they are usually nice decent people but may have trouble acting normal in group scenarios.
guy 1: you see that jacob on the server?
guy 2: oh yeah he is such a scrub right?
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a dick, who has no friends
John is acting like a Jacob, a dick with no friends
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