Jickety Janked

1) Something that is completely fucked up or out of the ordinary

2) An unforeseen or unexpected event

Ex hey man did you see that guy his face is so jickety janked

man jack bauer just jickety janked that terrorist....

Ex I was walking down the street and saw an old lady pound a mickey and attack the mail man. That's jickety janked

The fact that anyone would trade for Jason Blake is jickety janked.

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Hank the Jank

to look a mess or to be dirty

ewww why dat girl comming in class looking like hank the jank?

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Janked Up

Something that is messed up or not right.

This pie tastes very janked up.

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super jank

A phrase made by humans meaning really sketchy or janky.

That homemade, three wheeled car is super jank.

jank pussy

A revolting stench

She smelt like jank pussy

Jank-Step

A quick 7 step dance move created by the Ultimate Janksters themselves (Savannah & Emily).

To learn read the directions that follow:
1: Frame your genitals with forward hip thrust

2: Spin in a 360 degree counter clockwise motion
3: Drop it low and swing that ass to the right simultaneously
4: High knee to the left

5: High knee to the right
6: Power pose #1 (e.g: superman pose, ghetto gang symbol pose, uber thrust, The Thinker pose etc)
7: Power pose # 2 (must be different from first power pose)

Fine print: this quick 7 step dance move is best done with an able bodied partner, in which case you should mirror each other's bodies to create a dance so enigmatic no one can resist your sex appeal.

BOOM ROASTED.

Dude, did you see those girls do the Jank-Step at that party? I had an instant erection I couldn't lose for weeks bro!

Sista, you got that Jank-Step on LOCK! i knoooow my brutha be lookin at chu gurl frand uh huh.

jank strat

A cheesy, silly, unreliable, or otherwise dumb strategy, generally used for either novelty of using it or the challenge of beating people with it. In gaming, you will often see people playing like this if they are smurfing or are otherwise competing below their skill level, or in an unranked mode where winning or losing doesn't have any ramifications.

Card Game Player 1: "God, I'm so fucking pissed. I lost to the jankiest fucking strat just now."
CG Player 2: "Oh, really? What happened?"
CG Player 1: "I drew none of the answers I needed and he pulled off a stupid combo that took him three whole turns to set up"
CG Player 2: "Three turn combo? What the fuck, dude's on some shit."

CG Player 1: "Like I said, total jank strat."