Japanese kamikaze

A sexual act in which a Japanese male lathers himself up in lubricant and suspends himself from the ceiling. He then proceeds to fall from the ceiling and yelling "kamikaze" before falling into the girls vagina. The end result is a very painful and awkward landing that may yield infertility.

Me and this Asian chick did the Japanese kamikaze last night. My mom walked in confused, as she had heard intense screaming, and her lube was all gone. The next day I was sent to a counselor for mental help.

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Japanese Invasion

A period of time in the mid to late '90s in which a large amount of children developed unhealthy obsessions with Japanese games (primarily the ones that became popular television shows) and culture. The advent of Pokémon is said to be the beginning of this period.

(Inspired by the British Invasion in the 1960s... Now THAT was awesome!)

Other Japanese Invasion Fads Included
- Pokémon
- Digimon
- Sailor Moon
- Yu-gi-oh

"Hey man, remember the Japanese Invasion?" "Fuck yeah, I was all over that Pokémon shit." "Dude, good times. Good times."

(As long as you make it sound cool while reminiscing, talking about Japanese Invasion era fads is perfectly acceptable in any social situation now and in the future at any time.)

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japanese vagina

Unlike most vaginas,the japanese vagina is sideways.

"Dude watch out for that japanese vagina, it flattens your dick"

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japanese deathmetal

1) a whole bunch of noise resembling cymbols being crashed together, cats being killed, cars hitting each other, and that fat lady next door singing in the shower.
2) heavy metal that will kill you if you listen to it, DUH.

find your own example

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Japanese Cars

nice looking cars...gee, james lowe sure loves those ford focuses

Lenny: wow homers got one of those robot cars!
(crash!)
Carl: one of those AMERICAN robot cars...

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Japanese Kitty

An extremely amazing, lovable cat from Japan. He will usually be found under your mattress, waiting to strike. He likes cinnamon rolls and will smile creepily at you every second you're around him. He can take over your mind if you don't block him out. Check under your bed for a Japanese Kitty. Or a Boomshika. Either one is highly dangerous.

person 1: *looks under bed.* *looks up shocked*
person 2 : WHATT !?

person 1 : WTF . why is Japanese Kitty under my bed !?!?!??!?

person 2 : i don't know.

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japanese flag

1. when a female has her period on your white sheets

2. when you fuck a virgin and she bleeds on your sheets

that bitch bled on my sheets so i hung it out the window

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