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Jellyfish

From jelly, verb, describing an action like posting or mentioning an action, event, or status, with that action's purpose to include, even accidentally, a reaction of jealousy from the audience.

Ex: "Charlie posted pictures of himself in Scotland. Homie be jellyfishing."
"My ex's sister said my ex just got engaged. Girl just trying to jellyfish me."

by The23LLTT May 30, 2017


jellyfish

One of the most annoying things on planet earth. They have jiggly bodies and tentecles that they sting you with. The deadly ones near Austrailia like the box jellyfish can kill you within 10 minutes, but the common ones nears the USA aren't that dangerous but when they sting you it itches like there's no tomorrow.

Lisa: Ouch! I think I got stung by one of those stupid jellyfish!
Jane: Haha sucker.

by honorband71 August 4, 2010


jellyfish club

The place to be for all “spineless wonders”, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a moment’s notice

Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone else’s expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club

by afflaffagoo October 28, 2023


Jellyfish waffle

When sperm gets all stringy in the shower making it look like jellyfish tenticles. Tile making it look like a waffle.

Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle

"Dude I made a sick jellyfish waffle last night in the shower! Looked like a real jellyfish."

by Prometheus03 February 28, 2023


premade jellyfish

its be your jelly but a fish⍨ ,as well it been premade by a dick shit like lewis.

marry dick shit🌵🐾🌳🦔🦔🦔🐕🐳🦔

sam: hay were my jelly
lewis:i made a premade jellyfish

sam:noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

by ciller cattle March 13, 2020


Sky Jellyfish

A plastic bag caught by the wind which glides through the air similarly to that of a jellyfish moving through the sea.

The sky jellyfish are plentiful on this blustery day.

by thevalcakes October 21, 2013


Land Jellyfish

Empty plastic shopping bag blowing in the wind.

"Check out those Land Jellyfish caught in the trees and fences." "Hey!, there's one caught in the wind flying above the 2nd floor!"

by Foxingham September 16, 2016