Bodge Job

Any job done by someone else who are distracted or careless with their work and make a total bodge Job of it.

Also known as Botch Job.

Bob - "I'll have this done in no time."

Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."

Or;

Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."

Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"

Or;

Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."

Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"

Pipette Job

A pipette job is given by a rare and gifted individual in the laboratory setting. The three stages of a good pipette job include 1. wetting the rim, 2. insertion of the pipette tip and beginning graceful movements up and down, and 3. pipette ejaculation, occuring at the same time as the final thrust of the hand giving the PJ.

"Jessica gives the best PJ's in lab, although Anthony comes in at a close second when giving a pipette job to male cells"

or

"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."

Orc Job

The act of hitting one's penis against a female's eyes alternately.

"4 gold will get you 10 orc jobs."

spy job

A sexual act where one person masturbates while another sits in the dark watching. Usually while wearing a mask.

ReRe did twelve spy jobs under the bridge for $20 a pop. It was her specialty.

Elbow Job

The act of jerking off a partner with the crease of your arm by flexing back and forth.

I was talking to Cindy last night and she told me she wanted to give me an Elbow Job.

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cob job

see scab together.

1. n. A method of building and/or installation of a particular item with utter disregard for manufacturer's instructions, resulting in the item's total failure.

2. v. To install or fabricate something with complete apathy to anyone's safety and industry standards of quality. (cob it, cobbing it)

1. Dude, that book shelf is totally coming down. Whatever asshole installed that total cob job should stop smoking the herb.

2. Ford just keeps cobbing in the rear brake drums on the Focus, resulting in the rear wheels falling off.

"If you are cobbing it and you know it, it's ok. It's when you don't know it that matters."
A qualified craftsman can cut corners and mildly cob together a quick fix, but when a homeowner cobs something, you'd better beware.
"Man, my dad cobbed the stairs together and my mom fell through, breaking her neck. "

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Steve Jobs

Mediocre work by lazy assholes named Steve.

Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.

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