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It's what you say when something makes you happy or goes your way or you just like what someone is saying.
Betty: I just scored free tickets to Aerosmith!!
Veronica: Sweet Justice!!!
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A microphone that serves mad justice. Rumor has it, mike justice is best served in 7s.
See also bartender, sammich maker, bill clinton impressionist.
“is that a mike justice?”
“yeah dude, I think it is!”
“whoa, we are so lucky!”
1. See "Street Justice"
Getting back at someone for something they did to you, usually a lot worse than the original attack, but done over the computer.
2. Making fun of someone for a really lame comeback, or for trying to make fun of you.
1. Jim tripped Bob in the hallway today, so later Bob text spammed and broke his cell phone, then sent porn dialer's to his mother's computer.
2. "u r stupid idot go rot im a hole."
"Watch out for him, those comebacks are solid keyboard justice"
Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.
If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:
a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or
b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!
It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”
Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
When Reddit thinks the only way justice can be served is to ruin someone's fucking life. Someone can accidentally kick a dog and Reddit Justice will happen. They will say: "Reddit, do your thing!"
Reddit Justice is when people think that they are the law.
Doing justice whilst flashing you tits/dick
"That man saved my cat while flashing his dick that was one heck of a justice flash "