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Karl Marx

Important 19th century economist and philosopher who, like many other academics of his time, believed that God was a character in a fictional novel. Is remembered best for writing The Communist Manifesto along with Freidrich Engels, though Das Kapital(The Capital) gives more thorough coverage of his economic theories and philosophies. He is often ridiculed unjustly by right-leaning economists, but any economist worth his beans is familiar with the work of Karl Marx. The philosopher Jean-Paul Satre used some of Marx's work in creating the philosophy of Existentialism. The word Marxist, derived from his name, is a mild euphimism often used to replace the term dirty athiestic blood-sucking communist scumbag.

: : Hi. I'm Karl. I'm a pretty nice guy who likes daisies. I am probably gay, according to more ignorant conservatives. Evil dictators have a bad habit of erecting my statue - I have that much in common with Jesus. I'm not all that bad at math, and I made up a lala land called communism where everyone could be happy. Too bad it doesn't quite work. Socialism works though. Try it. : :

by Andrew Broz July 16, 2005

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Karl Jacobs

THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE FUCKING WORLD SAPNAP AND Q YOU LUCKY MOTHERFUCKERS

Karl Jacobs your so handsome don't pay attention to the haters:)

by suckmydickbitch@gmail.com October 11, 2021

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


karl jacobs

karl jacobs is the most wholesome man on earth. he has a huge fanbase made up of his amazing supporters.

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by here4karljacobs November 25, 2021

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Karl Jacobs

Karl is the HOTTEST person on earth. He plays minecraft with his friends on twitch. He is obsessed with DREAM, and falls out of his chair all the time.

"Have you heard of Karl Jacobs before?"
"No."
"WHAT THE HONK?! HE IS THE MOST HOTTEST ON EARTH!"

by Wigbee December 8, 2020

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Karl Marx

The worst writer after Nietzsche and Ayn Rand. He talked about the exploitation of labor but he hired a slave maid to clean his rotten ass and he refused to pay her. He was a major asshole and a psychopath who despised the borgeoise but lived off the money of his friend Engels' cotton mills. His writings were the reason behind the death of 100 million innocent people

The reason why communism is so shitty is because of its founder, Karl Marx.

by ihatecommunism March 14, 2022

15๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


karl malonism

anything said by karl malone that has any useful information
which is not much.

"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."
"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."
"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."

by noss February 13, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Karl Jacobs

grown ass man who everybody fucking simps for. Birthday on july 19.
SAPNAP AND QUACKITY SIMP FOR HIM
part of the mr beast vids
giggles like pennywise
sneezes like a fucking ipadkid

karl jacobs my beloved -chat

by ClaraNotFound July 25, 2021

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