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When someone insults, discredits, or drags the K-pop group Tomorrow X Together, legend says that five minutes later the group will receive and add another achievement to their list.
"txt are a bunch of losers"
"tomorrow x together flops"
*5 minutes later*
"The Chaos Chapter: Freeze by the K-pop group, Tomorrow X Together extends their record as the longest charting 2021 album by a Korean act on Billboard."
"ah the txt karma y'all"
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Most people know karma as... well, karma. But there are people out there with the name Karma and that's what this definition is about. Karma is not at all the definition of the karma people use as "natural revenge". Karma is a kind, sweet, and loving person. Of course they can be a dick sometimes. Maybe more than sometimes. But once you get to know them and become close with them, they will be there for you whenever you need them. They still will be a dick every now and then but, they love you and care about you. Once you get to know a Karma, they will eventually get very attached to you. They will be attached at the hip and will never want to leave your side. They give the best hugs and cuddles and they will always be open if you need to trauma dump/attention seek just to get it out of your system. They are beautiful and amazing but never can believe it, even though people tell them that. They may not be able to see how cool and kind they are so just let them know. Never let go of them because they are going to be there for you no matter what. Be kind to them and make sure they get the love they share with you back to them.
"Hah! Karma!"
"Aw... I miss Karma."
"Who's Karma?"
"Karma The Kween."
"Who?"
"My bestest friend ever."
The act of having a threesome on the beach. Foreplay including sand and water. The most common names of the people that do this are
Max and Jasmine.
Oh bro, you wanna find some hoe's and have some Sandy Karma tonight?
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1) a person who attempts to be a good sameritan in all aspects, for the explicit reason of having good karma.
sometimes a derogatory term for a brown - noser
2) a partaker of karma - farming
what do you think of cheryl?
she's such a karma farma.
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Similar to carbon offset. When a person performs a job or task that is karmically bad, it can be offset by another job or task that is karmically good.
Although Joe was a shrewd investment banker, his wife offered karma offset by working at a nonprofit that helped Iraqi orphans find new homes.
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The karma of giving and receiving beer among friends and acquaintances.
Free beer comes to those who give beer unto others.
If you don't share your beer when someone else is in need then don't expect any when you're in need.
Also applies to stealing beer; Steal beer then your beer will be stolen.
Jake:"Hey Dude those people just left that beer on the floor, let's steal it"
Kay:"Did you buy that beer? Were you offered that beer? Is it an open bar?"
Jake:"No"
Kay:"Then don’t take the beer! Beer Karma!"
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You get a DVD from Netflix and it is all scratched up because the previous users treated it as badly as you treat your netflix rentals.
Oh crap it froze up again, I am so suffering Netflix Karma right now! Arghhh!
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