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The K.K.Q.S. is a move performed during sexual intercourse. The female is on her knees and the male is standing. Slayer’s “Raining Blood” has to be playing at a high volume. The male swings hid wang around in a circular motion (like the wheel in a game show) while the female tries to catch it in her mouth.
Jesus and I just performed the Kerry King's Quiz Show in my bathroom.
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"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!
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An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.
Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!
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to love a kerriee - "to desire someone so much that it hurts every moment you're not together; you have found someone you will never leave"
the most lovely person you will ever meet she is my best friend and brilliant she is the sweetest kindest person in the world
A guy that will go to the ends of the earth for the people he loves. Kerry is very passionate towards a sport. He is kind, very goofy, and will always fine a way to make you smile. He’s a good person in all.
Person one: Hey Kerry what’s your favorite sport?
Person two: Bro, my favorite sport is definitely basketball, tryna play a round or two.
means 'Darkness surrounds you.' tiny titties, super curly hair, super funny, but will beat you up if you get too close. loves a good hug, big asss. really dirty-minded. always making dad jokes. enjoys making fun of people as a joke she can relate to you on a lot of stuff. can not talk to her for months at a time and when you do its like you never stopped talking. has a lot of "deep" convos with her friends.
Kerry is a heather
we all love a Kerry
she is super strong
makes a lot of people cry.
Kerry is my best friend for life and will definitely be in my wedding dress change room.
Kerry and I have a lot of very deep and weird conversations.