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a knife made from breaking a beer bottle and holding it by the neck of the bottle
it was all fun and games until that son of a bitch came out with a nig knife and almost killed that man
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A butter knife is a knife made from butter. As knives go it's pretty good as long as you keep it very cold.
Waaaay back before the Bronze Age, there is no evidence of butter implements being used. However, we are sure that the cavemen used butter knives of a rudimentary design. Unfortunately for archaeologists, global warming of the earth over the past few thousand years has caused all ancient butter knives to melt. All that is left are a few knife-shaped grease stains. I wish people would stop warming thier bloody globals, it's causing untold damage.
We do know that the Neanderthals used butter spears to kill their prey, and butter arrows and quivers were used in the middle ages. Evidence for this has been found in the European Butter Mountains.
How to make a butter knife:
Take some fresh dairy butter and sharpen the butter until razor sharp. Keep in the fridge.
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What a skank may use to put her make up on to cover up her acne.
I saw that girl Crystal in Home Depo trying to find a putty knife.
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A knife blade affixed to two halves of a handle via a hinge. Also named balisong.
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Fork knife is a nick name for fortnite and fortnite is a game filled with ttv by the ways and streamer by the way
Hey you want to play fork knife? Yeah sure jimmy jr but zeeyaboi yt by the way
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when you just made a dank pb & j sandwich and you aren't sure if you want to make another so you leave the gooey knife on the edge of the sink just in case
Friend: Dude that pb & j looks dank can I have one?
Me: Sure. Just use the sink knife over there brah.
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Staring daggers at someone because you are angry with them.
"Claudia was really pissed because her boyfriend was flirting with some girl at the other side of the room, so she hit him with her knife gaze."
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