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Ladder Me

When a guys wants the girl to climb her dick

Hey girl I’m hard and ready! Ladder Me Bitch!!

by Dirty-Harry February 25, 2018


Antique Ladder

When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.

“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”

by botcabbage June 21, 2020


jordyn's ladder

A trans woman's multiple frenum piercings.

She had so many cute piercings, even a Jordyn's ladder.

by JoryJean September 18, 2022


ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.

Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.

by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018


Ladder Buddy

Partner needed to climb fire ladder when officer has no clue what they are doing.

Where is your ladder buddy?!

by Ladderbuddy1 September 21, 2019


Ubisoft Ladder

A ladder place in such a way that it leads to nowhere or a ladder that is completely useless.

When I was at work as I lineman I ended up climbing a Ubisoft Ladder and almost fell 30 feet

by October 19, 2021


Hook and ladder

During the act of vaginal intercourse, you also slip one of your balls inside her at the same time as your penis.

For her birthday, my wife asked for the old
Hook and ladder

by Dick Blicker January 19, 2023