When you grow up thinking you’re straight but you end up not
Man, I had so much het lag when I was little.
The time span in a woman's cycle between the point where she is actually a bitch and the point she realizes that she is a bitch.
I'm currently in the dog house until Lleona realizes bitch lag has passed.
The term for trying to stall a teacher because you are bored as fuck.
Teacher - 2+2 = 4
Jimmy - (Thats Easy) I DONT GET IT
Jimmy used Teacher Lag
When you unknowingly spend hours on the facebook app, FarmVille, causing you to be late for prior engagements.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I would've been here sooner but I had farm lag."
The feeling of mental unawareness of what the time of day is after a long nap.
I'm sorry I was late to the movie, I experienced some serious bed lag and thought it was only five.
A type of lag usually involved with gaming when your computer is experiencing slow frame due to your computer not having fast enough processing power. It's an easy way to define which lag you are having with out saying "My computer is lagging cause it's old or something".
Zach: Man, i'm lagging so bad.
Jonathan: What lag are you having?
Zach: Slow lag
When playing a sports game and one doesn't want to play a position when asked but someone else has already beaten him to playing last in said position, he will shout "Seg lag" and be second last.
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