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Het lag

When you grow up thinking you’re straight but you end up not

Man, I had so much het lag when I was little.

by Karma Wolffe May 29, 2020


Bitch Lag

The time span in a woman's cycle between the point where she is actually a bitch and the point she realizes that she is a bitch.

I'm currently in the dog house until Lleona realizes bitch lag has passed.

by SkankyClam March 1, 2016


Teacher Lag

The term for trying to stall a teacher because you are bored as fuck.

Teacher - 2+2 = 4
Jimmy - (Thats Easy) I DONT GET IT
Jimmy used Teacher Lag

by eliasnajmclaire November 18, 2013


farm lag

When you unknowingly spend hours on the facebook app, FarmVille, causing you to be late for prior engagements.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I would've been here sooner but I had farm lag."

by aks621 September 26, 2009


Bed Lag

The feeling of mental unawareness of what the time of day is after a long nap.

I'm sorry I was late to the movie, I experienced some serious bed lag and thought it was only five.

by Little Buddy Diapers January 23, 2011


slow lag

A type of lag usually involved with gaming when your computer is experiencing slow frame due to your computer not having fast enough processing power. It's an easy way to define which lag you are having with out saying "My computer is lagging cause it's old or something".

Zach: Man, i'm lagging so bad.
Jonathan: What lag are you having?
Zach: Slow lag

by Treeh3ro January 24, 2017


Seg lag

When playing a sports game and one doesn't want to play a position when asked but someone else has already beaten him to playing last in said position, he will shout "Seg lag" and be second last.

seg lag

by tugboatlolz August 7, 2011

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