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When you grow up thinking you’re straight but you end up not
Man, I had so much het lag when I was little.
Similar to itis, cabbage lag is the state of lethargy from a large amount of Irish food.
Jimmy ate like four plates of corn beef and cabbage, now he's got some SEVERE cabbage lag.
The term for trying to stall a teacher because you are bored as fuck.
Teacher - 2+2 = 4
Jimmy - (Thats Easy) I DONT GET IT
Jimmy used Teacher Lag
When you unknowingly spend hours on the facebook app, FarmVille, causing you to be late for prior engagements.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I would've been here sooner but I had farm lag."
When you get home from a concert so late, you feel as if you’ve entered a different time zone
Dude 1: why are you so tired
Dude 2: i’m concert-lagged
Dude 1: What the fuck is that???
Dude 2: it’s like jet lag but with getting home late from concerts.
A type of lag usually involved with gaming when your computer is experiencing slow frame due to your computer not having fast enough processing power. It's an easy way to define which lag you are having with out saying "My computer is lagging cause it's old or something".
Zach: Man, i'm lagging so bad.
Jonathan: What lag are you having?
Zach: Slow lag
Similar to jet lag, but with space ships. Traveling between mars and beyond (hopefully someone in the year 3000 reads this) will seriously screw up your circadian clock. Symptoms include needing a nap (or, if you're reading this in the future, a quick sleep in the cryo pods) and coffee.
Hey mom, it's Alec, I just landed on Mars and about to get to work mining with Dan! Need to grab some shut eye first, I'll call you back later, I've got rocket lag!
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