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A person who is well known for giving oral sex to men.
I heard your mom is a lap snorkler!
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lap licker lesbians who engage in oral sex!
or in other words..... bush eater, carpet muncher, lickalotopus, fuzz bumpers, cod lickers
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The extra year a student has to spend in high school in order to graduate, because they are academically behind everyone else in their class.
"Are you going to grad?"
"Not this year. I can't. I have to do a victory lap, instead."
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To take a lap around a party and hook up with three or more people.
"Did you hear about Maura's frat lap last night?"
"Yeah dude, she hooked up with four guys!!"
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Very large, often enormous natural boobies, that upon releasing from the bra sustaining them fall in the lap of their owner. Although they are similar to funbags and sweatercows, they are usually distinctly larger and may share a unique purpose.
Lap dogs may be used to:
a. Keep one's lap warm on those cold winter nights.
b. A pillow.(when tossed over one's shoulder)
c. Musical instruments. When lifted up and allowed to slap down on the dinner table. Can be used in a dinner time orchestra along with the silverware drums and wine glass whistling.
d. Weapons.(simply release and rotate torso, preferably with the enemy's face at chest level; when you here "SLAAAP!!!" followed by a thud the maneuver has been performed successfully.
e. Motorboating. (Hey maybe it's not unique, but who could resist?)
1. Hey Natalia, I'm tired and there's no pillows on this couch. Could you lend me one of your lap dogs?
2. Listen Susie, I'm trying to make serious music here. Forget more cowbell, I wanna here more lap dogs or I'm kicking you out the band!
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When taking a dump your turd completes at least one full lap around the interior of the toilet bowl.
I haven't shit in three days, I was so backed up I ran two hot laps
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Sap from one's Lap.
Sap refering to semen.
Example 1.
Steve: "I totally covered Marissa's face with Lap Sap last night"
Martin: "Cool Story Bro"
Example 2.
Sam: "Fuck, we're out of butter"
Jay "Do you want some Lap Sap on your toast instead?"
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