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Lard IV

Making someone not fat more fat

Did you see that tiny chick? She needs a lard iv.

by The Skinny Police June 7, 2009


Lard Carp

Someone overweight that is swimming

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there

by September 14, 2021


lard tator

a type of fat roll that usually accumulates around the torso and is chunky like mashed potatoes at grandma's parties. many times it is used when a couple is in bed and one mate is trying to get rid of the other.

Betty: Oh your good!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!

by just_sayin_09 March 28, 2009


lard wheel

A pizza

We were so hungover we ordered a lard wheel from dominoes.

by Lard Eater January 17, 2014


Himp lard

A hard and limp dick.

I wanted to fuck my boyfriend yesterday, but he was too busy having a himp lard all night!

by LATE_NIGHT_THOUGHTS_ February 23, 2018


fat lard

Someone who is getting on your nerves, who is also fat.

Biwwy you are such a fat lard!

by Zubble-guppies February 19, 2018


fat lard

mr micheal cherrybon, of strayer middle school

mr cherrybons looking a bit plump today”
“what a fat lard”

by yeedleskadeedle March 30, 2019