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It's a fat ass person who holds they're 5 buck box from taco Bell while also holding they 20 piece Mc nuggets from McDonald's. They also way about as much as a bus...
I saw a Lard-Ass ordering everything of of the McDonald's Menu.
CUZ IM FAT AS SHIT AND MY NAME DAV
DAVE U FUCKING LARD ASS - DILLON
When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat
Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.
a type of fat roll that usually accumulates around the torso and is chunky like mashed potatoes at grandma's parties. many times it is used when a couple is in bed and one mate is trying to get rid of the other.
Betty: Oh your good!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!
Someone overweight that is swimming
Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"
A person with a large posterior.
* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."
A man all too eager to defend fat women; a white knight for the overweight.
"My god that bitch is fat"
"Yeah and you're being a fatphobic creep"
"Shut the fuck up lard knight"