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Achaemenidian legal department

A term used to describe the heavy-handed tendencies of corporate legal departments. Achaemenidian legal department specialize in overwhelming frontal legal attacks, at the expense of finesse or wisdom.

Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.

Common Achaemenidian legal department war cry:
OUR LAWYERS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!

by Danthemanpr February 1, 2011

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Legalized prostitution movement

A movement that seeks to make prostitution legal.

support the legalized prostitution movement.

by Judge dredd7 April 30, 2011

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Is it legal too make the prettiest girl in the world smile

Yes. Yes It is. Make her smile as much as you want.

Many people ask Is it legal too make the prettiest girl in the world smile and well yes it is

by Jeffcranyhook September 26, 2021


legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

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Legal Dictator

( Noun )
Used to describe a teacher who does whatever he/she wants, knowing you can't do anything to stop her/him.

I'm tired of Mrs.Felps acting like a Legal Dictator. Reason why I brought this knife to school.

by Shinzo November 10, 2009


legal hypochondriac

n. An individual stricken with extreme litigiousness, usually due to a vicious combination of nosiness, paranoia, persecution complex, having too much time, and an innate and perhaps genetic inability to take responsibility for him or herself.

Much like a person for whom every sniffle is merely the first sign of impending death by swine flu, the legal hypochondriac believes that every one of life's minor inconveniences is not only someone else's fault, but someone else's legal liability. This necessitates calling at least three lawyers, writing letters, gathering boxes of evidence, filing multiple law suits, and then lodging complaints with the Law Society about the lawyers who refused to take the case on a contingency fee.

The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.

by impartisan September 12, 2012


legally seek(s)

To seek something legally

(Brian, you're such a faggot, you need to legally seek(s) it)

by Nigg Nogg egg nogg December 31, 2018