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The act of putting a man's scrotum in your mouth and dragging them up a flight of stairs by their scrotum.
Last night, I saw Jenny giving some dude the Norwegian ski lift. Nasty shit, dude!
When your engaging a lifting workout, and you think your one set ahead of what your actually at. Now you feel like you have even more lifting to do.
Tyrone thought he was on set 3 of his 4-set workout, but on further realization he was only on set 2. Tyrone fell into a Mid Lift Crisis.
Mutual Lift Reliance, aka MLR.
Mutual Lift Reliance is the phenomenon that occurs when two people believe they can rely on the other for a lift to an event or venue. This can be very frustrating when these friends discover that neither is able to provide a lift, and other plans need to be made, often in a limited time-frame.
Michelle: I'll ask Amelia if she can give me a lift.
Ellen: Alright, hope to see you there!
Michelle: Damnit, Amelia was expecting a lift from me!
Ellen: No! Another case of Mutual Lift Reliance! :\
Hair pulled so tight into a pony tail, that it instantly lifts the face, thus reducing wrinkles.
Hey our kid...did you see Tasha the other day? She looked ten years younger. Must be her Salford Face Lift.
When you and your buddy are smashing the same girl, your buddy slips out accidently so you reach over and lift up his dick to help him continue.
Thanks Dad for the Lift-Up!!!
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A sex position when you left a girl up and destroy her.
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"Sorry for lifting bro" (SFLB) is statement used to respond to your friends that are trying get you to engage in other activities than going to the gym to training.
"Sorry for lifting bro" can also be used as a rebuttal to jealous comment from other gym goers that make negative comments about you physique to make them selves feel better because they cannot put in the hard work required to achieve similar results.
In short, its a kind way to tell those that are trying to distract or discourage you from reaching your fitness goals to, "go f#$& themselves" and no matter what they say or do, they will not be able to keep you from reaching your fitness goals.
Friends: "you should skip the gym and we should go out and get wasted"
You: "Sorry for lifting bro" Then take a picture of yourself working out while they are partying and send it to them with the caption "sorry for lifting bro"
Guy in the gym: "you're only bigger than me because you have better genetics"
You: "Sorry for lifting bro"
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