Like a Puppet

What one says when discreetly telling someone they’re gonna have sex/fist their girlfriend without him knowing

Bro 1 -Hey bro! “Like a puppet”
Bro 2-...haha yea bro..

meaning he’s joking about sex with his girl

something like that

of or pertaining to a vague answer; not one thing or the other, but having a combination of both elements; having only subtle qualities.

The girl felt anger, or something like that.

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I like it on the

When followed by a noun (like floor, desk or counter), this expression is often posted on Facebook by college girls. As men, we wonder why their statues say, "i like it on the/in the ______" (the blank can be filled with a random place), and ask ourselves if they are sluts, and more importantly, if we have a chance. The truth is, though, that girls choose the place, or noun, in the expression by where they last put their handbag. I wish the statuses were all sexual advances, but I regret to say they aren't.

College Girl's Facebook status: "I like it on the desk!"

-when the girl is attractive, the status is often found "like(d)" by tons of desperate guys and girls who get the joke.

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jah like

A DMV term that means something similar or almost the same

That nigga jah like stupid

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like hell

Used as a cancelling prefix.

"I am going to the CIRCUS!"

"Like Hell you are!"

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like BABY!

A term used to describe a lack of success, synonymous with fail.

This term was derived from James Cameron's "Avatar" in a scene where Nayteri tell Jake Sully, "You are like a baby."

Cort: I can't believe my knife missed you.
Bobby: You stab like BABY!

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Like a Bosh

1. Spend the last days of the season on the bench with a bruised nose.

2. Abandon a city after 7 years for more TV exposure.

3. Create enormous hype for your non-existent potential and then let your new team down when it matters.

4. Lose 60-pounds by cutting of your dreads.

4. Become the victim of a humiliating facial from a 6'1 point guard.

5. Score 35 points in a game and still be criticized.

LIKE A BOSH

"Go to Georgia Tech,
Become a Raptor,
Hit the weight room,
Get a nickname,
Lead the franchise,
Gain the fans trust,
Make the play-offs,
Date a crazy b*tch,
Piss Lebron off,
Beg for fans votes,
I'm an all-star,
Been on Leno,
Win Olympic gold,
File a lawsuit,
Win domain names,
Predict a cold-front,
Get some tattoos,
Make a DVD,
Get my nose broke,

Sit some games out,
Let my nose heal,

Sit more games out,
Lose the fans trust,
Tweet my face off,
Can't buy League Pass,
Hate Toronto,
Cut my dreads off,
Go to South Beach,
Become a third wheel,
Flex my biceps,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Go on entourage,
Hit the Hamptons,
Tuck my shirt in,
Toast some white folks,
Drink some chocolate milk,
Start the season,
Get on TV,
Forgot to rebound,
Make a poster,
No one loves me, no one loves me."

"Coach wants us to work, we want to chill, he has to meet us half way" (Chris Bosh, post game interview. Nov 17, 2010)

-LeBron complained that he played too many minutes...

-Pau Gasol said he enjoys playing extra minutes, and LeBron wonders why he has zero rings? Like a Bosh

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