Probably the best game available on Android which was released within a couple of years.
Hey, have you played PewPew Live?
Huh?
It's the best game to play on your phone?
Oh! I thought mobile gaming ended 10 years ago!
I know right! It's free and has no annoying ads! And no pay-to-win nonsense either!
Damn! Imma download it right now!
19๐ 5๐
A great song with Tupac and Biggie made posthumously. Part of the Tupac Ressurection soundtrack. This and Ghetto Gospel are the best posthumous songs for Tupac.
I wonder if they'll laugh when I am dead.
Why am I fighting to live if I'm just living to fight?
Why am I tryin to see when there ain't nothin in sight?
Why am I tryin to give when no one gives me a try?
Why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die?
46๐ 13๐
When a woman trades companionship and occasional cooking and sex in exchange for a place to stay rent free. Essentially acting af if she was your girlfriend until you actually find one. Then she moves out.
My live-in girlfriend ate all my food and broke all my stuff, but damn the sex is great!
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a dismissive way to describe someone who hails from an unsophisticated region. The city mouse would describe the country mouse as "living in the sticks."
City dweller to country bumpkin: "You are a hick and you live in the sticks."
23๐ 6๐
The awesomest television series ever. A funny show where a black girl co-hosts and awesome white dude hosts. It's completely random and makes people laugh. Sheena, a large bubbly blonde, is always the highlight of the show. Paul, the intern, just adds character and he's the hosts bitch.
MTV Live makes me laugh
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Where most young, horney guys go to look for a one night stand.
Dumb, horney Xbox live kid: Hey, do you like dick???
12๐ 2๐
Zombies. As defined by Bart Simpson.
(Upon trying to raise their pet, Snowball I, from the dead)
Lisa: Bart! You cast the wrong spell! Zombies!
Bart: Please, Lisa, they prefer to be called "the living impaired."
21๐ 6๐