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When a man submerges himself to his neck in a bath tub and begins masturbating underwater.
I got so bored last night, I did a water lizard.
Similar to the lot lizard this creature lies and waits in casinos playing slots endlessly, until the spot a John.
Did you see that girl playing the wheel of fortune slot machine? Yeah steer clear I think she is a slot lizard.
noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.
This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!
I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.
When your ass is raw and itchy
Ricky was at the fair and was walking funny . I bet he has ass lizards
To leave the area expediently. Used primarily by chav teenagers hanging around the New Ash Green shops area during the early nineties
Oi Abbott, I've enough of your shit. Why don't you hatch lizard?
a bitch at the bar that tries to pick up pathetic guys for the purpose of free drinks.
"look at that stupid bitch, flirting with two different douchebags for drinks.... liquor lizard...."
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