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Load Warrior

A man that is known for ejaculating enormous amounts of semen during sex. Also a porno movie of the same name from 1987 starring Peter North, where he plays a lone biker in the outback, being pursued by women to fulfill their semen quota. Plot loosely based on the "Road Warrior" starring Mel Gibson.

When Fletch shot his goo after being abstinent for a year, he almost drowned his partner. He was a real Load Warrior.

by Blumpster September 20, 2009

21πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


fuck load

a lot, a bunch, a shit load

dam thers a fuck load of shit in that porto-potty

by the whackenator September 23, 2004

73πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Poz Load

A load of sperm infected with the aids virus, Often dropped in loads or bombs on to unsuspecting victims.

My favorite way to contract aids is to have a giant poz load in my eyes. God i love aids. A lot.

by Silenthobo August 1, 2006

185πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


Muzzle-load

When you pour coca cola into a girl's vagina or ass hole, drop in a few mentos, immediately stuff a racket ball or ping pong ball into the hole and see how far it can shoot out.

Let's muzzle-load the women at the party and see which one can shoot the ball the farthest

by house host August 15, 2021


nutritious load

i found this in my environmental science book. you can use it as another name for sperm. it is so funny.

ok, now its time for you to consume this nutritious load. it will help you grow.

by cia_mrx March 14, 2007


Key load

An amount of cocaine (or any other drug) that can be measured by loading up a key (see: key bump).

β€œYo guess how much coke I did last night? I did a whole key load!”

Meant to be used as a pun making your friends hear that you did a β€œwhole kilo of coke”

by WordyWhitney April 24, 2020


Phantom Load

The mysterious (and some say, nonexistent) phenomenon, sometimes known as the faked male orgasm, is better known as a phantom load.

"The strangest thing happened."
"What?"
"After sex, last night I saw the condom John used, but it was... empty."
"How could that be?"
"I know, it's so weird! He acted like he finished, but I guess it was just a phantom load."

by Neologian-PJG July 16, 2013