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When someone forcibly goes to lunch with someone else against their consent.
Trent lunch raped Austin the other day. Austin told Trent to get out of his car, but ended up taking him to lunch anyways.
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Hooking up with a girl immediately after she breaks up with her boyfriend, during the 'rebound' period.
You remember that girl we knew from Chem class? I'm gonna get me some free lunch with her today.
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One who does STUPID things for the promise of a "free lunch".
Lisa: I hate raisins.
Nikki: I will buy you lunch if you eat those 62 raisins.
Lisa: All 62 of them?
Nikki: Hell yes!
Lisa: Okay...here goes.
Nikki: I can't believe you just did that. You freaking Lunch Whore!!
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one who forgets their lunch at work and is desperately hungry, so they take their mind off things by sucking the cock of one of their co-workers.
Woman: I forgot my lunch again, and I can't go home and get it
Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.
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One who will happily go out to lunch with the first person or group of people that come to get them regardless of previous conversations or verbal commitments to go out to lunch with others.
These people often suffer from lonelylunchaphobia which is the fear of having to go out to eat lunch alone.
Jared: Where is Peter, he said he wanted to go to lunch?
Dan: Let me text him and find out where he is.
Ricardo: That lunch slut is probably already gone.
Text from Peter: Already at El Camps eating lunch with Brett
Jared, Dan, and Ricardo: What a lunch slut!
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Something that Michelle Obama ruined
Me: dam I miss chocolate milk in school lunch
Him: yah me too
Everyone in existence: fuck you Michelle Obama
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When a person or people that you know and trust back-stab you by arranging a meeting (usually lunch) to talk about you. Not only are you insulted by not being invited, you're also the subject of the discussion AND are lied to both before and after about where they went. The thing is though, you know about it all along, but don't say anything because you're too polite and mild-mannered, but then you live to regret it for the rest of your miserable life.
Brent: Hey Mark, where are your colleagues?
Mark: They're off having lunch at Georges.
Brent: Oh. And they didn't invite you?
Mark: Of course not, they're biatches, remember? And also that would impede their discussion, as it is me they are there to shit upon.
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