lung owned

when somone is fucked so bad it hits the lungs.
the act of getting destroyed
excesivly owned

oh gay i was lung owned

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wang lung

An injury, similar to tennis elbow, received from performing too much fellatio. Common among cum dumpsters and other similarly whorish individuals.

Jen: *cough* Aww man I think I got wang lung.

Amelia: How did that happen?

Jen: I sucked like twenty dicks.

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Leftover Lunge

When someone makes a romantic or sexual move on someone’s ex just after a breakup.

Jack made a serious leftover lunge when he asked his roommate’s ex out just two days after they broke up.

We were taking bets about when Betty was going to ask him out. She’s notorious for making one really pathetic leftover lunge after another within hours of someone's breakup.

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Trump Lung

An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.

Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.

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lips and lungs

Slang for a cocksucking, crack-smoking ghetto skank. Comes from Ice Cube's song "Check Yo Self."

"Bitch, get off the wood, you're no good
There goes the neighborhood hooker (slut!)
Go ahead and keep your drawers
Givin up the claps and who needs applause
At a time like this, pop the coochie and ya dead
The bitch is a Miami Hurricane head
Sprung, niggas call her 'lips and lungs'
Nappy dugout, get the fuck out
Cause women like you gets no respect
Bitch, you better run a check"
-Ice Cube, "Check Yo Self"

Kevin: "Man, I got the best head ever last night."
Rasheed: "Who was the ho?"
Kevin: "Some crack-smoking chickenhead from The Brook. She was hella broke down, but for a couple of rocks, she hoovered the shit out of my dick."
Rasheed: "For real? What was her name?"
Kevin: "Marqueesha. Marqueesha Johnson."
Rasheed: "The fuck? Break yo' self, fool! That's my sister!" *pulls out gun and points it at Kevin's head*
Kevin: "Sorry man, I had no idea. Just chill."
Rasheed: "Haha! Just messing with you, man." *puts gun away* "My sister gets around like a fucking record. She's been smoking pole since she could walk. Best get yo' shit checked out though. Good chance you got the clap."
Kevin: "Good one. I thought you were really gonna spark metal on my ass. Guess that explains why it itches."

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Trump-Lung

Trump-Lung is the new name for black lung or miners' lung. A disease caused by breathing in coal dust as a coal miner. Symptoms include shortness of breath, inability to sleep lying down and dying pride in Making America Great Again.

Damn, dude! You shouldn't have taken that job as a coal miner. Now you got Trump-Lung.

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Blue Lungs

The physical sensation when one is about to yawn, but is cut short before the yawn is completed. This feeling can be likened to the frustration felt by "blue balls" and is usually followed by a second forced yawn.

Boy #1: *opens mouth wide*

Dammit, I didn't actually yawn.

Boy #2: You better yawn now or you'll have a mean case of blue lungs.

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