Friendly Maggot

When you want to call someone or something a faggot but can't due to the people around you.

In an elevator
Barry: "Did you see Johnny last night with his light-up t-shirt?"
Larry: "Yeah what a f-(everybody looks at him) friendly maggot"

Barry and Larry inside joke.
(Watching some guy do handstands on the beach while sitting with his friends)
Barry: "You know Larry, i think that guy is the friendliest of maggots I have ever seen"
Larry: "I concur Barry"
(Friends looks at them quizzically)

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ass maggot

someone thats ass is so nasty that it draws maggots

he is such an ass maggot

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Pus Maggot

(n)
1. An insulting yet effective put-down. Can be used as a sledge during a game of sport, or anywhere really.

2. A maggot that lives on the pus from a weeping wound.

"Hey pus maggot, why don't you like, go suck on some pus"

"Hey, look at that pus maggot eating the pus from my wound"

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maggot and two peas

An insult referring to the size of a bloke's genitals.

Hung like a donkey?! - Maggot and two peas, more like!!!

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Maggot at Top Park

Getting drunk at the park located just behind Byron Bay main beach.

Ohhh dude, I was so maggot at top park last night, I got 7 chicks before the police turned up aye lad..

cheesey maggot cock

a small penis that smells or is covered in cheese

Errr Liam has a cheesey maggot cock

Maggot and two peas

An insult referring to the size of a bloke's genitals

Hung like a donkey?! - Maggot and two pease, more like!!!

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