masturbate

to masturbate is when a girl touches her front bottom and clitoris until its wet or a boy touches his willy until its wet and masturbation is done for fun because some people want to do sex but cant or they just feel like it and the wet stuff that comes out can make a white patch in your pants or knickers and people do not normally touch their private parts in public

oh and im touching my front bottom and oo yeah im tickling my clitoris ohh yeah mmmm all the wet stuffs coming out its all over my fingers ooooo mmm im fingering my front bottom

oh and ive got my willy and im touching it all over and the we t stuff is coming out ooo mmm and it feels goood ohh yeah when i masturbate i get really excited

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masturbation

masturbation is a teenage boy's favorite past-time.

My older teenage cousin, Donnie, taught me all abut masturbation, and ever since, it's been my hobby!

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masturbation

A friendly reminder that ur still single

"Hey Joe, are you going to perform masturbation today?"

Joe: "Well im not getting much action, so fuck it ill wax my carrot!"

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Masturb

Key to successful marriage

Masturb enhances marriage of the mind.

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Masturbate

to pleasure yourself with your penis and your hand.

Note to self: dont masturbate when your pointing to your eyes.

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Masturbation

the 5 finger knuckle shuffle, waxing the pud... and so on

Tom is the sea captain, He's also good at putting bait on the hook... making him the masturbater

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Masturbation

something people do when their lover is not around

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