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A pencil that puts really crapy erasers on thier pencils. Instaed of being soft and eraseing stuff they are hard and just slide over the paper.
Jack: Why won't my fuggin' pencil erase?
Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.
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usually said when surprised or confused. w-what t-the f-f*ck
pronounced: dub-ah-yoo tee eff may-teh
bob: durka durka akrad mahammad albid durka
steve: wtf mate?
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Someone you can touch butts with forever and its okay!
Youre my soul mate baby lets touch butts
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Are words used by the english rock band One Night Only, and now also used by many of their fans. Can be written in different ways ( yars mate,yos mate, yass mate etc) and is abbreviated "YM". "Yus-yass-yos-yhos-yars" all these words mean "Yes" ,and mate means "mate" of course.
George : Next week i will travel to Paris
Jack: That's amazing!
George: Yus mate!!!
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the mating call of the elusive trevor. only one held in captivity.
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is it a date, is it a mate. Meeting someone from the opposite sex who you know well enough to call a mate, but there's also a bit more going on. It goes somewhere, but at the last minute when you're about to stick it in (for lads) or you're to be stuck (for lasses, maybe lads) they call the mate card.
Albert: "How did it go with Angela last night"
Ronny: "Yeah it was going really well, she was naked and that and we were about to do it but she pulled the mate card."
Albert: "Nooooooooooo, bitch"
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