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A near friction free disc seperating the slipmant and platter of a professional turntable. Greatly aids the manipulation of a record on the turntable
This slippery git mat is really slippery
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Leaving a steaming hot pile of shit by the front door, so whoever enters will either step in it or smear it all over the floor when opening the door.
I knew that bitch of an ex was coming to Joey's, so I left her a Georgia welcome mat.
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The floor mat your boyfriend has in front of his toilet. When he tee tees, it splashes everywhere and the tee tee mat catches it.
When Booch takes a midnight poop, she holds her feet out straight to avoid the tee tee mat.
notes from around the world
beer mat notes (this one was found in a pub in santa ana): "i love you. you are great. you can do anything. you make me happy. thats why i want to make you happy, too."
What you call your mom's house when thats the only place you go to wash your clothes because it's free.
Comes from the name Laundromat. Since it's you mom's house you call it Mom-dro-mat.
Can also be called Dad-dro-mat. If you go to your Dad's house.
Friend: Look at this huge pile of dirty clothes when are you going to wash.
You: I will when I get a chance.
Friend: When you get a chance? There is a laundromat right down the street.
You: No way I not paying to wash my clothes I go to my Mom's house.
Friend: Oh yeah the good ole Mom-dro-mat
A sony camera bag + alpura milk milk + yoga mat
My mothers anal cushion chinese milk mat?
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Sardonic slang for offering an immense and unexpected level of resistance to a person or group of people.
βDid you hear? Joe said heβs going to beat you up after school.β
βWell, Iβll be sure to roll out the old Ukranian welcome mat for him.β
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