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When a man lifts a partner's eye lid and cums in the eye getting as much cum under the eye lid as possible. Once he is done, he then releases and rubs the eye lid.
No bitch I know likes to hold the mayo, they all get mad!
The use of LMAO in a name form.
"Oh mah gosh I saw peter eating a cockroach"
"OMG ELLA MAYO"
A euphemism for blowing a load / jerking off.
The patient went to the mayo clinic, which is why his prostate is inflamed.
Someone EXTREMELY saucy and fruity
Often names beginning with j hehe
Very suss baka
R.i.p that pussy ayeee
Person 1: yo jacks comin
Person 2: vv sus deffo a mayo melon
person who loves to rub mayonnaise on their titties
Logan pulls a mayo man twice a week
As you are finishing up intercourse or masturbating, instead of cumming inside or on the girl, or in your hand, you get up and walk over to the nearest trash can and proceed to ejaculate into the trash.
"Yes, Lemme get a number one combo with Extra No Mayo" the customer asks. The underpaid fast food employee sighs and rips off his pants, proceeding to furiously jerk off while aiming at the trash can.
The day to celebrate the battle of the Mayonnaise.
Whoa It's June 11th time for the mayo day