Meals on Feels

When someone tries to woo/seduce another person by buying and bringing them food.

"Is that guy who just dropped off this take-out for you your boyfriend?"

"Nah. He wishes he was so he keeps bringing me food. He's like Meals on Feels."

man meal

(noun) a very large feast cooked and eaten in large portions by men; often times at irregular times during the day.

"Hey do you want to go get some dinner?"
"No thanks, I had a man meal at about 3 today, I'm not gonna be hungry for like a couple days."

meals on wheels

The act of doing 69 when one of the participants is confined to a wheel chair.

I met this hot paraplegic and we had some meals on wheels, needless to say I woke up with a bad taste in my mouth.

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Ethiopian Meal

When the meal has no food, or nothing edible causing you to starve.

John: How was dinner with her parents?
Sam: It was terrible, we ate an Ethiopian Meal then they talked.

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Large Meal

Fast food terminology;

America: Giant burger, a bucket of fries and a gallon of Cola (with refills).
Europe: Large burger, a sachet of fries and a litre of Cola (without refills).

Now do you understand, America?

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nappy meal

when you buy a 24 piece chicken and a 40oz of colt 45

Michael Potter decided to buy a nappy meal after school.

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meal deal

The sexual act of making a cream pie in someone’s anus then eating it out usually followed by a strong drink. It is named after the supermarket deal also called a meal deal in which you buy a main, a snack and a drink for a low price. In the sexual act, the cream pie is the main, the potential shit from the arse is the snack and the drink afterwards is the drink.

Person 1- hey want to go get a meal deal?
Person 2(person 1s SO) -ok

Person 1- Tesco or co-op?
Person 2- neither *gives person 1 a meal deal*

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