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aka "Filthy Mel". A girl who is so nasty that when performing reverse cowgirl position, will ensure she's eaten Indian food (or any other volatile combination) and then proceeds, without warning, to explosively defecate all over her partner's chest.
Bruh. Last night I picked up that girl from the local pet shop. We're in the middle of doing it, she turns around and I'm like "this is great!". Dude! She starts spraying me with poop like she's got a tropical disease! I even got a piece of corn in my eye, it was like being shot. I ain't going near that Wicked Mel ever again
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is gay
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is loved
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is pog
is anything good you could imagine
Melissa/Mel is anything mentioned above
Somehow the person who isn't here for one of the bosses got a bigger split than the people who were here for the entire raid.
"3703.25 is Gary's split. 3703.13 is everyone's split."
"HuhhhH?? What the fuck is this Mel math?"
A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.
Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes”
Is the name of someone who is an awesome friend, and you will always have a good time around. shes smart and beautiful. and theres no one that backs on as good as her.
wow, her name must be mel turl because shes damn fine.
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Mels is a very egoistic person, who can't pass the mirror without staring at himself about 49 minutes.
He thinks that he is a talented actor who can mimic like Jack Nicolson.
He also wants every fuckin' girl he ever met.
"Omg Mels is so narcissistic."
"No Mels, I won't sleep with u."
"Fuck off stupid pedofile."