wonderful mess

someone who is very outgoing, all over the place, spontaneous, a big jokester, and easy to love

Jennifer Lawrence is a wonderful mess

Boiling mess

A person who is worse than a hot mess.

Stacey is a hot mess but Darcey is a boiling mess.

Manager Mess

When something is nearly perfect and management decides it's a terrible mess anyway

Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess

HD mess

"High Definition mess"

1. Literally: When formerly hot celebrities are exposed in all their true wrinkled glory through high definition technology.

2. Or in any situation: a giant mess in which fucked-ness is so embedded in every detail that it will never be fixed.

Miranda- "Brad Pitt is still so hot."

Amy- "Have you seen him in Moneyball? He's a HD mess."

chess mess

A complicated chess position.

I'm in chess mess now.

Mess #1

A state that only one person can reach after consuming alcohol.
The point of no return - 'Mess'
The 'Mess' stage takes control of persons body movements and brain functions, subjects have been known to body pop and crave Subside.

Common quotes:
'Subside will be unreal i promise'
'Your a good looking lad'
'Im a zulu, warrior'
MESS #1

blest mess

A Female Fronted Punk/Hardcore Band from New York and New Jersey

Miss Chris is a Blest Mess