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Basically just a much more complex version of Microsoft Word.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna use Microsoft Publisher?
Guy 2: Nah, I wanna use something more basic... how about Notepad? :^)
Guy 1: ยฆ^(
Guy 2: Its got all the things you need. See... you can edit the texts format... and.. uhh... print... actually nvm.. lets forget both of them and just use Microsoft Word.
Guy 1: Ok ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.
Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!
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A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.
"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.
When something isn't broken but has been changed to be not quite as good as it used to be
The way Window Explorer expands to the bottom of the page so that you cannot see what it was you were expanding the tree to look at is such a great new Microsoft Feature. See also Its a feature not a bug
Microsoft Edge is Microsoft's browser first released in 2015. The Legacy version of Edge used to use EdgeHTML, the new version now uses Chromium. It's now built-in Windows 10 and Windows 11, meaning it will be installed every time you install Windows 10 or Windows 11 and you cannot normally uninstall it until you use some scripts or registry tricks. Which is what people hate the most.
I just installed Windows 11 AND MICROSOFT EDGE IS INSTALLED BY DEFAULT AAAAAAAAAAA
an annoying little fucking application that you cant get rid off
microsoft: wanna use microsoft edge instead?????????
ur dumass: NO FUKKKKK U MICROPENIS I WANA USE CHROM>:(
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what lol
microsoft meme is the best way to meme yourself