dirty miles

pov: you and shrek are in the middle of a good time ;) and he says he needs to poop. you smile excitedly and open your mouth to prepare. he sits over you as you beg him to go until he finally takes a phat shit in your mouth. you moan in pleasure.

(psa: my name is miles so i’m calling myself out here)

shrek was just feeding his dirty miles.

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eight mile

the street, made famous by the movie, that seperates Detroit from the suburbs, stereotypical boundary between rich and broke

That kid tries to represent Detroit but he's from across Eight Mile

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whore mile

an aggravatingly far distance to have to walk.

I went to Lowe's yesterday and it was really packed. We had to park a whore mile away.

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the mile run

The greatest test of heart any one man can face, in that you must have a tremendous amount of heart and willpower to run the mile quickly. It requires four laps of hard, aching pain with no let up. You run hard for all four laps...you never let up...you just go faster. Also known as the best race ever!

I ran the mile in 4:38.6, but I know I can go faster!

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Mile Run

A Gym test that's worse than the FitnessGram pacer test itself. Basically, the moronic Gym teacher kicks your ass out onto the hot paved concrete, and demands you to run around the school (or somewhere else) 10 times. If you ran a mile in less than 7 minutes, congrats. But if you end up killing your legs for more than 11 minutes, then you're fucked up.

Liam: Bro, I just wasted 13 minutes of my life doing the mile run.

Jeremy: 13 minutes? What a slow bitch. I only ran a mile in 5 minutes.

Liam: So that's why I see you running down the streets like a retard everyday, blocking drivers from going to Chipotle.

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Whopper Mile

Eat a Whopper. Run 1 lap around a high school track.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.

First one to finish without barfing wins.

We had 8 people start the Whopper Mile contest, but only 3 finished. What a mess.

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Thirty miles

In poker, three of a kind, tens. Also known as Flint to Saginaw, as the distances between those two cities is 30 miles.

Thirty miles no good! I've got aces full!

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