DRUGS!!! Like crack cocaine.
Dude, do you have any miracle round?
We’re gonna get so high off miracle round
DRUGS!!! Like crack cocaine.
Dude, do you have any miracle round?
We’re gonna get so high off miracle round
A miracle turd is a turd which requires either minimal to no wiping
Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''
When your boss is really tough on you.
How was the visit today? I didnt have all my invoices logged, so I got Miracle Whipped pretty badly.
A single meal that "saves you" and is eaten every third meal
Dude, he has cereal like it's his Miracle Meal
MAN: I just want a calzone right now, too bad I bought the latest COD game.
MAN2: Did anyone say Calzones?
MAN: Miracle of heaven!
A national day of rest on February 22 in honor of the 1980 USA Olympic hockey team beating Russia
Joe: we don’t have school on the 22!
Mike: why
Joe: Because we are celebrating National Miracle Day