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A phrase that usually refers to a person's ass starting from the top of the ass and runs all the way down the legs to the toes. Sort of like the Mississippi river.
The girl with the pink shirt has a nice mississippi.
When you fart but your butt cheeks form a seal to prevent the gas from escaping and you clench your cheeks hard enough to push the gas back up your anus. Can be repeated multiple times.
Joe Biden was practicing his Mississippi Clench to better please his husband.
The act of giving oral to anal services in a human centipede fashion while shitting.
Tara, Stacy, and I had a Mississippi Centipede last night.
When a thong gets tangled in a person's butt hair.
Bruce tried to take off the thong but he ended up with a Mississippi twist and had to cut it out.
Farting in a small enclosed space in an emergency room
Brian Mississippi hiccuped at the charge desk and ran everybody out of intake!
Used as a measure of time. Similar to a New York Minute but instead of being an instant, a Mississippi Moment can be anywhere from 15 minutes to 5 hours.
The term comes from how slow Mississippi residents are in the head. It takes them forever to figure out how to do even the simplest task. Not only are they dumb, but they also can't move fast because their fat rolls are in the way of their feet...and eyes.
If you didn't know Mississippi has been voted one of the top dumbest states and has been the fattest state in the U.S. for three years straight now.
John: "Hey man can you come pick me up? I'm only 20 minutes from your house."
Jim Bob: "Sure man, ill be there in a Mississippi Moment."
John: "Thanks man!"
(4 hours later)
John: "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!"
Jim Bob: "Home."
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when a guy throws up in a girl's clevage while doing the deed.
My boyfriend was so wasted last night that while doing the deed he gave me a mississippi motorboat.
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