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Cutest giraffe in the world and also the mouth of the south.
She’s an Abigail Morris.
a person also known as a sissy boy who needs to not be a pussy and play darksouls 3.
person 1: yo dude, wanna play some darksouls 3 today?
person 2: nahh man, i'm feeling like a Morris.
A being of pure power. Riches rain down from the heavens upon these creatures of majesty. The ruler above all.
A short guy with a penis longer than his height
A:how did Morris’s morris reach the ceiling
When a drunk girl (or guy) vomits on a penis while giving a blow job.
"That drunk chick was cool until she gave me a Morris, I'm still picking chunks out of my pubes."
A cat that's only purpose in life is to eat, sleep, bite, and to make you life as hard as possible by sleeping in the middle of the bed.
MOM MORRIS IS BEING A DILDO AGAIN