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A female who's vagina is very dirty and has a lingering fishy odor.
Tyrese- “Bro, did you smash Aaliyah Nelson?"
Mike- "I couldn’t, she has a Muddy Pussy."
Tyrese- "A whaaaa...?"
Mike- “A Muddy Pussy, it’s dirty & smells like shit!
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This is when you stand someone upside down on their head and shoulders right before they have to shit, urinate in their butthole, then kick them in the stomach so hard that they shit with a volcanic-like explosion.
That jerk learned who was boss after I kicked the shit out of him and he tasted his own Muddy Volcano.
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The act of getting a blowjob while your dick is covered in Nutella.
Mary was hungery and horny, so I had her give me a Muddy Monster. I sat back while we both enjoyed some chocolatey goodness.
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Cocktail containing orange, pepsi and for those like me who prefer to punish your liver add a sjitload of vodka as well sounds wrong tastes good
I want to get very crunk please make me a muddy puddle
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A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex
AKA boabie joabe or tadger toalie and foreskin fajita
She lets me fuck her in the ass but I have to wipe my muddy helmet clean before I get a blow job
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the shit covered tip or head of the penis after dirty (anal) sex.
After pounding Linsay and Lisa in the ass then blowing the jism in their face, Joe had a muddy turtleneck and needed a shower.
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A Muddy Moose is a move performed during sexual intercourse. This clever move, requires two males and a female engaging in anal sex. Both men perform anal sex as the female proceeds to violently explode excrete all over the two males penis'. When the action is done they hold their penis' over her headed, like antlers, as they all scream "Muddy Moose!".
Ross and Ben hold their dicks high above Cedies head as a deafening Muddy Moose roar travels through the hallway.
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