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Mung Sauce

Chinese women hung upside down by their feet for months at a time and beaten with wooden sticks, then the fluids that run out of their Vagina is called Mung Sauce

"Dude Mung sauce is Awesome"

"You wouldnt be saying that if you knew what it was made of"

by pillheadme April 22, 2009

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baby mung

baby mung is when one is preforming the act of mung on a pregnant woman the mung jumper hits the cold stiff belly of the dead woman, and out pops a fetus. Unless the woman was to far along when she died wereas the baby would be to big to emerge from the jay-jay (Volva). After the fetus pops out at a high speed the eater than stuffs down the fetus like it was a nacho supreme.

Hey Joseph Faucett I hope you haven't had supper yet, cause my aunt Josephine just died, and she was pregnant with my sweet cousin Philip. It looks like it's time for some good ol' baby mung. Wanna come with me? (Joseph Faucett) "Why sure that would be super, but I call the penis". (Tyler Roberts) "Oh Joseph, you alway's did like to eat little boys penis'"

by Tyler Roberts October 22, 2007

22๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


MUNG ORGY

First one must gather 3 others. All, with no shame.

They must make there way to any cemetary and/or embalming house.

Take a body, and do a 4-way rock-paper-scissors for who gets to put there mouth over the Lower Body orfices, and who gets to jump on the stomache.

DUDE! did u hear about Ian, Danny, Tag, and Sketch!? THEY HAD A MUNG ORGY WIT THE BROADWAY LADY!!!

by Tony Sangimino July 18, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mung Surprise

When you place some of the leftover mung, from an earlier night's drunken activities in the cemetary, on to an unsuspecting target's food...such as a donut, sandwich, bagel w/ cream cheese, or pasta alfredo.

"Dude, when Rahul finds out there is mung in his curry he is going to flip out!"
"Thats why we don't tell him about his Mung Surprise."

by Newman December 13, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


mung pie

noun. The bodily substances that are ejected from the vagina of a corpse of a recently deceased woman, (preferably young), after a man jumps on her stomach forcefully. Considered a delicatessen in some states, including Arkansas, Mississippi, and Louisiana. Some claim that it "tastes like chicken." By definition, one man tightly places his lips firmly around the vaginal orifice, creating a vacuum effect. Another man takes a running start, jumps on the cadaver's stomach, and creates the force necessary to expel the aforementioned contents. Before this is accomplished, all body orifices other than the vagina should be firmly sutured closed (i.e. anus, mouth, nares, and external audiory canals.)

Last Saturday night, we were bored and hungry, and Shannon suggested that Donnie and I go to the medical school and get some mung pie.

by tarheeltiger January 6, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mung

Adult female cooties, males can be carriers but females are the original producers of mung.

That skank has mung!

by Niccat September 12, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


mung

First off, you kill a woman, or man, and go to the high desert. There, you dig a shallow grave(about 3 ft) and leave them for about two to three weeks, and return. Dig up the body, place the anus or the vagina on your lips, and tap. If you wwre to do this with a pregnant woman, it would be "munging with meatballs." If you do this to and Asian person, you might want to grab 3 or 4.

<i>Munging is the most extreme eating test. If they had it on Fear Factor, no one would win. Not even Joe Rogan.</i>

by loke204 January 18, 2007

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