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Originally a prank on the lot of Muppet Movies, this involves comically whacking someone with a soaking wet Muppet. Hurts like hell. Usually accompanied by a scream of "Wet Muppet!"
That girl was talking on the phone during the movie...I wish someone would have given her a wet muppet.
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A half-tard who wears belly shirts. Also known as a shredder
Hey Kombat look at that muppet shredder doesnt he look goofy!
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The effect experienced by any man when confronted by a naked chick whilst holding a video camera.
Symptoms include heavy breathing, excessive talking, telling blatantly unfunny jokes, and generally acting like a complete muppet.
I found some really good home-made porn a while back but the guy had terrible muppet syndrome. I wish that guy would just shut the fuck up.
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A oral sex position where the man grabs the woman and vigorously has sex with the woman's mouth. This goes on until she goes googly-bug eyed and flails her arms around above her head helplessly in protest often making a "Mahyaaaaaahhhhhhhhh" muffled sound similar to Kermit the frog.
I gave Cynthia the Muppet Head test last night.
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There is no discernible difference in the girth between a person’s head and neck, they may be referred to as a ‘Muppet Neck’
Do you know Jimmy? Oh yeah he has a real Muppet Neck
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an extremely hairy schwa that has never been shaved or waxed or hasn't been shaved in a looooooong time. i mean long.
i was about to fuck her, but then i saw her fur muppet. ew.
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A person with an obsession for the muppets and muppet merchandise. Such a person will usually procure a strong collection of muppets and be especially fond of functional muppets. Generally, muppet-philiacs prefer Kermit and harbor a secret crush on Miss Piggy. Muppet-philiacs live on their wits and by doing so are semi-successful in obtaining autographs and/or tickets to muppet-centric events without spending money, although they will resort to such measures if need be. Muppet-philiacs have a hard time grasping the fictitious nature of the muppet characters, especially in their childhood, and will often imbue said characters with a life of their own. There is some cross-over with muppet-philiacs and sesame street fans or with any other Jim Henson shows/films. Muppet-philiacs are of two breeds: Closet muppet-philiacs and regular muppet-philiacs (the latter often being pedophilles as well). Muppet-philiacs usually never shed their fixation, and if he/she does he/she should be considered a very fortunate individual.
You know you are a muppet-philiac if you are frustrated that the word muppet is not capitalized.
Steve is a muppet-philiac, he makes his wife role-play as Miss Piggy.
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