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a small, well trimmed pube patch
All of a sudden I was mouth to muff with Hitlers mustache
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When you finger a stanky ass ho with a dank ass puss- and you wipe your nose, hence giving yourself a herpie mustache
"Wang dog, who were you hooking up with last night? "
"Bro, totally hooked up with Chels last night"
"Damn, you got the herpie mustache"
"Yo dude, what the fuhh is under your nose?"
"I don't know man? Why? What's there?"
"Were you chilling with Lauren?"
"Ya dude! Fingered her last night :):)"
"Herp lip strikes again!"
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when someone puts there index finger over their upper lip and thumb under their chin. (sometimes wiggling the index finger)
it just looks awkward
Girls: *changing in locker room* (not naked)
Boy: *walks in, wide eyes, and then walks out with out saying a word*
Girls: *look at each other* Ummmm.....? *Awkward mustache*
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the bloody streak left on your upper left onyour upper lip after eating out your chick while she is on the rag!
Damn i know my chick was on the rag until i looked inthe mirror and saw the scarlet mustache she left me!
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Faint Mustache that appears on all girls from the Northeast "Issan" Region of Thailand.
That girl's got legs to die for but she has a prominent "Issan Mustache" I don't think i want her phone number
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When a girl queefs while you are eating out her fuzzy lumpkin.
oh baby, you like that? ew what was that?! did you just mustache fart on me?!
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To cover someone's face in a mask with only the mouth exposed. The person's is then shat on to leave a thick brown outline around their mouth similar to blackface lips.
Jamaal got a Mississippi Mustache but no one really noticed
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