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The new, redesigned, peppy "muscle" car of the future that will only be available in 4-cylinders totally making a mockery of the Mustang line, all to please the global warming fantics and enviromentalists.
2016 Ford Mustang: Think rebadged base Ford Probe...or escort.
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Someone who tried to show off and fails and hits a crowd, wall, or another car. Or just runs off the road into a ditch
Did you see that GT500 Mustang hit that white Ram leaving the meet?
Yeah man, typical mustang driver.
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The sexiest, smartest, most amazing thing god has given man. Not only does it save you gas it also sounds better than most F150's. It is literally the new age pimps car. Not to mention jesus drives one.
Girl 1: Is that a 2007 V6 Mustang!?
Girl 2: Just because I'm a playboy bunny doesn't mean I don't have a chance right?
Girl 1: Are you insane! He probably only bangs girls worth more than donald trump.
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The fastest most bad ass Ford Mustang made. Would kick a Camaro’s ass all day.
That silver fox body mustang was bad ass it gapped the Camaro by 2 semi lengths.
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Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."
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Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Found on Road Dead
Rustang
An American made car that is usually found broken down or in a chevrolet's rear view mirror.
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust
If it weren't for Fords
Our tools would rust
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